Christmas jokes
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Father Christmas: Excuse me, but did I step on your toes on my way out to get an ice-cream?
Lady: You certainly did!
Father Christmas: Oh good! That means I'm back in the right row!
Father Christmas: All right, my good lady, my face is my ticket.
Box office attendant: Then you'd better watch out... there's a feller inside who has the job of punching the tickets.
Father Christmas: What's your favourite Christmas story?
Elf: The one about the ghost that steals porridge!
Father Christmas: You mean 'Ghoul-di-locks'!
Father Christmas:I like the story about the girl who steals from the rich and gives it all to Granny.
Elf: That's Little Red Robin Hood'!
Father Christmas: What's your favourite Christmas story?
Elf: The one where the three creatures are scared of the Big Bad Wolf and they grow on trees!
Father Christmas: You mean 'The Three Little Figs'.
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