Christmas jokes
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What does Father Christmas call his money ?
Iced lolly ?
I remember when Father Christmas first passed his sleigh-driving test. He came skidding down in front of the toy factory.'Have you passed?' I asked.
Father Christmas pointly proudly to the front of the sleigh. 'See for yourself!' he called proudly. 'No-el plates!'
A group of mountain climbers once heard Father Christmas go past.
They must have had sharp ears!
They were mountain-ears!
Father Christmas: I thought I asked you to go out there and clear the snow!
I'm on my way, Father Christmas.
Father Christmas: But you only have one welly on!
That's all right! There's only one foot of snow!
I've had a slight accident with your sleigh, Father Christmas!
Father Christmas: Oh no! That sleigh was in mint condition!
That's all right....now it's a mint with a hole!
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